The fact that foreigners eat avocado with salty/savory things never fails to amaze me.
Xzier_Tengal
r/shitfromabutt
Tangerin3dr34m
There used to be a pizza place that offered guacamole as a sauce option. It wasn’t bad.
redditsuckspokey1
Rankacado
skedeebs
It would never have occurred to me, what with avocado toast being so widely available.
Sofamancer
r/poopfromabutt
alehansolo21
I love both of these things but I could never fathom putting them together. The avo and the gooey cheese? No thanks
jshultz5259
I love avocado but have never thought of it as a pizza topping.
kingoflions54
Dat poopie :/
veryberyberry
Where even offers this absurdity
SenSei_Buzzkill
I’ve had avocado on pizza in Spain and it doesn’t look like this and it can be very good
stupidassfoot
That…. literally looks like actual shit. Lol.
Are we sure that’s not actual shit? 😆
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Cleercutter
What the fuck, this is a thing?
kateykmck
Avocado on a pizza is lovely, but it has to be chopped and put on fresh at the end after the pizza has come out of the oven. This? This is a monstrosity.
MillHoodz_Finest
what a dumb ass
guysir
Poop from a butt
Apprehensive_Bee614
It should not be a choice in the toppings
CaviorSamhain
It is actually really good if you add it fresh after the pizza is baked. A plus is also adding some sweet corn, it makes for a really good sweet corn-avocado pizza which is a real thing here in Colombia at some places.
HappyParallelepiped
I am upset.
This is upsetting.
I am upset.
danfish_77
I think avocado would do fine as a fresh topping after baking
pastellshxt
Someone shitted on your pizza
Interesting-Humor107
That is *absolutely disgusting*
Interesting-Humor107
r/pizzacrimes
annabassr
Seriously?
Positive-Attempt-435
I don’t think I needed this lesson, but thanks for doing it anyway.
OvechknFiresHeScores
Avocado actually works great on a pizza
But added AFTER baking
This is just some rookie shit on their part
Sophisticated-Crow
Semi-runny cat poops.
Hugh_Jampton
Why would anyone ever order pizza with avocado? That sounds grim
basicpn
I do all the time, but it’s put on after it comes out of the oven.
hamdunkcontest
robmobtrobbob
My dog recently created something very similar looking
IceCoughy
If it’s gonna be done it has to be put afterwards and not cooked
Sarkastik-Bandit
Looks like catshit on a pizza
Weak_Guest5482
This looks like Human Resources Pizza. Probably a Tomato-Onion monstrosity next to it too.
bdizzle314
Who TF would put it on the pizza before cooking the pizza lol
FantasyRookie2018
You literally pooped on it before posting, for internet clout. Right? That’s not real food, right???
The_FallenSoldier
Large pizza with extra dog shit
GethPie
Lol well they’re not supposed to bake it like that 😂they’re supposed to put it on after 😂🤦
fattestshark94
If I ever ordered avocado on a pizza I’d at least be smart enough to ask to put it on AFTER they bake it.
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We already knew that.
thats what happens when a cat shits on your pizza
Avocado tastes like clean penis
The fact that foreigners eat avocado with salty/savory things never fails to amaze me.
r/shitfromabutt
There used to be a pizza place that offered guacamole as a sauce option. It wasn’t bad.
Rankacado
It would never have occurred to me, what with avocado toast being so widely available.
r/poopfromabutt
I love both of these things but I could never fathom putting them together. The avo and the gooey cheese? No thanks
I love avocado but have never thought of it as a pizza topping.
Dat poopie :/
Where even offers this absurdity
I’ve had avocado on pizza in Spain and it doesn’t look like this and it can be very good
That…. literally looks like actual shit. Lol.
Are we sure that’s not actual shit? 😆
🍕 💩
What the fuck, this is a thing?
Avocado on a pizza is lovely, but it has to be chopped and put on fresh at the end after the pizza has come out of the oven. This? This is a monstrosity.
what a dumb ass
Poop from a butt
It should not be a choice in the toppings
It is actually really good if you add it fresh after the pizza is baked. A plus is also adding some sweet corn, it makes for a really good sweet corn-avocado pizza which is a real thing here in Colombia at some places.
I am upset.
This is upsetting.
I am upset.
I think avocado would do fine as a fresh topping after baking
Someone shitted on your pizza
That is *absolutely disgusting*
r/pizzacrimes
Seriously?
I don’t think I needed this lesson, but thanks for doing it anyway.
Avocado actually works great on a pizza
But added AFTER baking
This is just some rookie shit on their part
Semi-runny cat poops.
Why would anyone ever order pizza with avocado? That sounds grim
I do all the time, but it’s put on after it comes out of the oven.
My dog recently created something very similar looking
If it’s gonna be done it has to be put afterwards and not cooked
Looks like catshit on a pizza
This looks like Human Resources Pizza. Probably a Tomato-Onion monstrosity next to it too.
Who TF would put it on the pizza before cooking the pizza lol
You literally pooped on it before posting, for internet clout. Right? That’s not real food, right???
Large pizza with extra dog shit
Lol well they’re not supposed to bake it like that 😂they’re supposed to put it on after 😂🤦
If I ever ordered avocado on a pizza I’d at least be smart enough to ask to put it on AFTER they bake it.